| LOL! I enjoyed that! -------Original Message------- Date: 18/06/2009 10:25:13 AM Subject: objects_for_Sims2 Re: Fw: Texas and ya'll is a word in texas ,ps we can leave everything unlocked because if they get past the 10 dogs mamas got the gun loaded
IF YOU PRAY FOR RAIN DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MUD
--- On Wed, 6/17/09, sharon kinsey <sherryandnuco@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: sharon kinsey <sherryandnuco@yahoo.com> Subject: objects_for_Sims2 Fw: Texas To: objects-for-sims@googlegroups.com Date: Wednesday, June 17, 2009, 2:44 PM i live in the great country of tx and all this is true lol.just thought id share another laugh.
--- On Wed, 6/17/09, cynda.mcculloch@yahoo.com <cynda.mcculloch@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: cynda.mcculloch@yahoo.com <cynda.mcculloch@yahoo.com> Subject: Fw: Texas To: "Dereck Ross" <helium@aircanopy.net>, "Sherry Kinsey" <sherryandnuco@yahoo.com>, "Vanessa Ross" <nesstheshit_501@yahoo.com>, "Kim Mitchell" <kammit2002@yahoo.com>, "Gerry Garner" <ggmidlothian@sbcglobal.net> Date: Wednesday, June 17, 2009, 12:17 PM Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
From: Larry Ross Date: Wed, 17 Jun 2009 09:53:26 -0700 (PDT) To: Cynda<cynda.mcculloch@yahoo.com>; Kenny<kbucher@tx.rr.com>; Patt<globes4patt@aol.com>; john tenery<john_tenery@hotmail.com> Subject: Texas Things I learned from living in Texas
Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road
with their feet in the air.
There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and 4,998 live in Texas .
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas , plus a
couple no one's seen before.
If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.
'Twiced' is a word.
'Fixinto' is one word.
There is no such thing as 'lunch.'
There is only dinner and then supper.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you
start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!
'Backwards and forwards' means I know
everything about you!
Djeet is actually a phrase meaning 'Did you eat?'
You don't have to wear a watch because it
doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too
dark to see.
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.
You measure distance in hours. Like its 6 hours from Houston to Dallas .
You'll probably have to switch from 'heat' to
'A/C' in the same day.
'Fix' is a verb. Example: 'I'm fixing to go to
the store.'
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
Yes, Friday night high school football games is serious football!
You carry jumper cables in your car . . .
for your OWN car.
There are only four spices: salt, pepper,
Tabasco and ketchup.
The local papers cover national and
international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.
100 degrees Fahrenheit is 'a little warm.'
We have four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas.
Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time
known as 'goin' to Wally-World.'
A cool snap (below 70 degrees) is good
pinto-bean weather.
A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or
pop. .. . . it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: 'What
kind a coke you want?'
Fried catfish is the other white meat.
We don't need no stinking driver's ed .. .. .
if our mama says we can drive, we can drive.
If you understand these jokes please forward them to your friends from
Texas (and those who just wish they were).
EVERYONE can't be from Texas .
You might say it's a gift from God!
And the most important thing we learn living in TEXAS is...
IN GOD WE TRUST
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