Saturday, March 7, 2009

objects_for_Sims2 OT Fw: LOVE THIS CALL

heres another joke for ya'll hope you like it

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Sent: Saturday, March 7, 2009 7:51:18 AM
Subject: Fw: LOVE THIS CALL



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From: CAROL NAUERT <CNAUERT@TEXAS.NET>
To: Alfred Chock <achock1@att.net>; Annette Vandover <annettevan@aol.com>
Cc: Charlie Capron <ccapron@austin.rr.com>; CLIFF WARD <CLIFFOWA@SBCGLOBAL.NET>
Sent: Saturday, March 7, 2009 6:54:29 AM
Subject: FW: LOVE THIS CALL

 
-----Original Message-----
From: AUBREY NAUERT [mailto:ANAUERT@SC.RR.COM]
Sent: Friday, March 06, 2009 3:57 PM
To: Ann Yarborough; Anthony K Nauert; Bill Elletts; Brian Waters; Dorothy Beasley; Frank and Bertha; GILFORD NAUERT; Janet Creswell; Lindsey.Waters@shawinc.com; marc wrenn; Marshall F. Brown; Mike freeman; MBaaBaa10@aol.com; norma jay freeman; Robbin Breuce; Tony Brannan; Wesley Nauert
Subject: LOVE THIS CALL

Love this phone call....

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**


**'Hello?'**


 


 


 




**'Hi honey.**

**This is Daddy.**

**Is Mommy near the phone?'**


 




**'No, Daddy.**

**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**


 




**After a brief pause,**


 




**Daddy says,**

**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**


 




**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**

**Right now.'**


 




Brief Pause.


 




**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**

**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**

**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**

**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**


 




**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**


 




**A few minutes later**

**The little girl comes back to the phone.**


 




**'I did it, Daddy.'**


 



**'And what happened, honey?' **



'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**


 




**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**

**And now she isn't moving at all!'**


 




**'Oh my God!!!  What about your Uncle Paul?'**


 




**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**


 




**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**

**And into the swimming pool.**

**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**

**Last week to clean it.**


 




**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**


 




*****Long Pause*****


 





*****Longer Pause*****


 





*****Even Longer Pause*****


 




**Then Daddy says,**


 




**'Swimming pool?  ............**


 




**Is this 486-5731?'*


 

 


 


**No, I think you have the wrong number.........



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