objects_for_Sims2 Re: OT mothers of boys....

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! I actually did a few of those when I was younger. Like the Clorox and brake fluid. It was really, REALLY smokey!

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--- On Tue, 2/17/09, Amanda Ferguson <smglva@hotmail.com> wrote:

> From: Amanda Ferguson <smglva@hotmail.com>
> Subject: objects_for_Sims2 OT mothers of boys....
> To: "objects 4 sims 2" <objects-for-sims@googlegroups.com>
> Date: Tuesday, February 17, 2009, 3:43 PM
> THESE ARE THE KIND OF THINGS YOU LEARN WHEN YOU HAVE
> SONS......
>
>
>
> 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000
> sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
>
> 2! .) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over
> them with roller blades, they can ignite.
>
> 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults
> in a crowded restaurant.
>
> 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor
> is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman
> underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however,
> if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of
> a 20x20 ft. room.
>
> 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan
> is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw
> the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan
> can hit a baseball a long way.
>
> 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't
> stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
>
> 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh
> oh', it's already too late.
>
> 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of
> it.
>
> 9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock
> even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in
> the movies.
>
> 10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive
> tract of a 4-year old Boy.
>
> 11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the
> same sentence.
>
> 12.) Super glue is forever.
>
> 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool
> you still can't walk on water.
>
> 14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
>
> 15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches
> even though TV commercials show they do.
>
> 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
>
> 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
>
> 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
>
> 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic
> toys do not like ovens.
>
> 20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute
> response time.
>
> 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
> earthworms dizzy.
>
> 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
>
> 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
>
> 24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
> friends, with or without kids.
>
> 25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox
> and brake fluid.
>
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