Friday, February 20, 2009

objects_for_Sims2 Re: Fw: Objects-for-sims; Fw: OT Bail Out Explained

lol thats cute
 
Sincerely,

Audrey



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hey guys this shouldnt offend anyone its just a funny joke, i hope u like it, it also doesnt matter if its true or not i just thought it was funny

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-----Original Message-----
From: Alfred Chock [mailto:achock1@att.net]
Sent: Tuesday, February 17, 2009 8:23 PM
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This is an excellent explanation of how the Government bailout works for us all.


Young Chuck, in Montana, bought a cow  from a farmer for $100. The farmer 

agreed to deliver the cow the next day

The next day the farmer drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. 

The cow  died.


Chuck replied, 'Well then, just give me my money back.' 

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' 

Chuck said, 'Ok then, just bring me the dead cow.

The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?' 

Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' 

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead cow !' 

Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell any body he's dead.'


A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead cow ?' 

Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and 

made a profit of $998..' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' 

Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.' 


Chuck grew up and now works for the government. He was the one who figured out 

how to "bail us out".


Guess what taxpayers.......................we all bought the darn raffle tickets.......

 







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