Friday, February 20, 2009

objects_for_Sims2 Re: Fw: Objects-for-sims; Fw: OT Bail Out Explained

i dont get offended to easily either, i have a pretty zany sense of humor myself so i get a kick outta any joke except if theyre delibratly meant to hurt people.
 
Sincerely,

Audrey



From: Melanie Sisson <sissonm7@yahoo.com>
To: objects-for-sims@googlegroups.com
Sent: Friday, February 20, 2009 8:29:21 AM
Subject: objects_for_Sims2 Re: Fw: Objects-for-sims; Fw: OT Bail Out Explained

Yep, Closer to the truth I think. By the way I read all the jokes posted, and have yet to be offended by any of them, (including the ones some get upset about) of course I am an older person who gets that they are jokes. Thanks for sharing!

Melanie A. Sisson

--- On Fri, 2/20/09, Valerie Swinson <vjswinson@msn.com> wrote:
From: Valerie Swinson <vjswinson@msn.com>
Subject: objects_for_Sims2 Re: Fw: Objects-for-sims; Fw: OT Bail Out Explained
To: objects-for-sims@googlegroups.com
Date: Friday, February 20, 2009, 7:49 AM

it is funny, just worried it might be closer to the truth then we think, lol


Valerie





From: kittykatt1313_ca@hotmail.com
To: objects-for-sims@googlegroups.com
Subject: objects_for_Sims2 Re: Fw: Objects-for-sims; Fw: OT Bail Out Explained
Date: Fri, 20 Feb 2009 08:16:55 -0500

that was funny
 

Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2009 23:54:37 -0800
From: bw4everapril@yahoo.com
Subject: objects_for_Sims2 Fw: Objects-for-sims; Fw: OT Bail Out Explained
To: objects-for-sims@googlegroups.com



 
hey guys this shouldnt offend anyone its just a funny joke, i hope u like it, it also doesnt matter if its true or not i just thought it was funny

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-----Original Message-----
From: Alfred Chock [mailto:achock1@att.net]
Sent: Tuesday, February 17, 2009 8:23 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: Fwd: Government Bail Out Explained


 


 


This is an excellent explanation of how the Government bailout works for us all.


Young Chuck, in Montana, bought a cow  from a farmer for $100. The farmer 

agreed to deliver the cow the next day

The next day the farmer drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. 

The cow  died.


Chuck replied, 'Well then, just give me my money back.' 

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' 

Chuck said, 'Ok then, just bring me the dead cow.

The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?' 

Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' 

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead cow !' 

Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell any body he's dead.'


A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead cow ?' 

Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and 

made a profit of $998..' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' 

Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.' 


Chuck grew up and now works for the government. He was the one who figured out 

how to "bail us out".


Guess what taxpayers.......................we all bought the darn raffle tickets........

 







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